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Shark Jokes
What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?
Loan shark.
What did one shark say to the other?
These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.
What's the difference between a farmer and a card shark?
The farmer's motto is, "Weed 'em and reap."
Before I go swimming in the ocean...
I always slather myself in marmite, that way I ...
The pirate and the sailor
A sailor walks into a bar and sees a pirate wit...
It was a fine day out on the sea...
when a young sailer prepared to set sail on his...
Vending machines kill more people every year than sharks
Obviously, how's a vending machine going to kil...
I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark....
Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little...
Great Russian Joke
What's the difference between a shark and Vladi...
Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?
The octopus because it is well armed.
Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman?
It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark.
Airline food is terrible
Said the Malaysian shark.
Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark?
He's all right now.
What do you call a shark with no friends?
A lone shark
A lawyer, priest and doctor... (pretty long joke)
A doctor, priest and lawyer have a wealthy frie...
Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show.
"That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time
Said the Malaysian shark.
One knight a king, a queen, and a dog sailed on a boat. The queen and king fell off and drowned. The dog tried to rescue them but was eaten by a shark. Who survived?
The knight.
(It's a better oral joke since kni...
Seaman
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take...
The Fishermen's Funeral
A group of fisherman is out at sea when they ar...
"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."
Said the Malaysian shark.
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...