"I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."

Sharks are more...

So if you are swimming with women. Just punch it in the nose Then throw her...

How deep is the...

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

A shark is...

Shark: First, do a full circle around him, then go forward a bit. Repeat this...

Caribbean Prawns

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming...

A years worth of...

Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, here is a years worth. Oldest...

Why sharks circle...

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken...

A pirate walks...

A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, eyepatch, and a parrot on his shoulder...

Falling vending...

I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine.

Shark fishing

A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals...

A mother shark is...

"First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at...