Shark Jokes

Shark Jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An ...

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a sh...

To whom do fish go to borrow money ?

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan s...

I can't find a shark website....

I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you...

A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with h...

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ...

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?

Did you hear about the underwater snooker playe...

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?

Did you hear about the underwater snooker playe...

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? ...

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you...

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

What do you call someone who sticks his right h...

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o...

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?

Did you hear about the new shark food restauran...

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shar...

What is the most famous shark?

What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspe...

How do you shoot a great white shark?

How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his ...

Love Winnings

Q: Why does Cupid always make so much money at ...