a pirate walks in to a bar...
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Shark Jokes
Saw a man at the beach yelling "HELP! SHARK! HELP!!!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going ...
A man walks through the forest and sees a shark passing by
... the man asks 'Hey shark, shouldn't you rath...
I was casually swimming with a great white shark today.
Until he bit my whole arm off.
Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef?
...To get to the other tide!
Shark Week Hoo H...
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
I heard a swimmer shout "Help shark help!!
I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going t...
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde woman are stranded on a deserted island.
The mainland is 100 miles away. They each decid...
Created a Reddit account just to post a joke I invented. Enjoy!
I like taking care of my teeth,
I brush well, I...
Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?
Professional courtesy.
A shark walks into a bar,
and the bartender leaves because sharks are dan...
I saw a man struggling in the sea today shouting " Help, shark! Help!"
I just laughed because I knew the shark wouldn'...
There were two prawns talking together in the sea...
One was called Tom, and the other was called Ch...
What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
How to escape a shark attack
What you need is a knife, the size of the knife...
If you watch Jaws backwards...
Its about a shark that throws up so many people...
A great idea for Shark Tank
Mark Cuban Cigars.
Swimming in the Ocean
I while back I was sitting on a beach in Mexico...
A guy I know calls women's periods "shark week."
I asked him why, and he told me "Beware of bloo...
What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?
A-fish-in-sea.
Need some rhyming help!
Hey r/jokes. I need some help making this cute ...
Need the punch line to this joke.
So I'm channel surfing with my 10 yo son and we...
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turn...