A group of fisherman is out at sea when they are struck by a freak storm, their boat is flipped and they land in shark-infested waters. Their rubber boots are the only thing the sharks leave behind, and is all the families are left with as a memory.
They decide that it would be symbolic to have their funeral together, because they were so close through life that they would like their lives to be celebrated together in death.
The pallbearers bring out a single coffin, to which the families are confused.
The funeral director asks the eulogist why there's only one casket, he informs them that because of the sudden amount of casualties in a small fishing town it was all they were able to build so quickly. "Not to worry, because they have everyone covered with this one."
The family absolutely loses it upon hearing this news. The tears turn to anger and in a rampaging outburst they trample the eulogist to death.
The funeral director is asked to serve as a witness in the courtroom. At his testimony, the judge asks "How could you say he should have expected this in good faith?"
The funeral director says "That's what you get for putting all of your legs in one casket."
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