Shark Jokes

Shark Jokes

You Might be Stupid.


You might be stupid if.......you can't remembe...

Fish joke


What do you get when you cross something that ...

Shark!!!


A man stranded on an island builds a raft to t...

You don't have to swim


You don't have to swim faster than the shark,
...

Why Didn't You Eat Him?


Three men are stuck on an island.


The first...

Lawyer Stuff


A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with ...

Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar and has a seat. The b...

Caribbean Prawns

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbea...

Back Luck

You're so ugly that you scared away a man-eatin...

What Do You Get...

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with...

Fishey Fritters

Why is it better to be killed by a shark than b...

Shark

What's the best way to talk to a shark?

Long...

The Old Man and the Sea

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take...

Weird Facts II

A shark is the only animal that can blink both ...

Weird Facts VIII

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

You...

Useless Facts #1

1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and ...

Sharks

3 sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the...

What is the difference between a cucumber and a shark attack?

One is a pickle you can make, the other is a pi...

The old man, the prince, and the fish.

Once upon a time, there was a prince of a certa...

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't milk it.

What's the most privileged fish?

A Great White shark.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it