I saw a man at the beach yelling, "Help, Shark! Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going ...
Shark Jokes
A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, eyepatch, a...
What swims slightly faster than a shark?
The Little Mermaid on her period.
Having a shark as a pet
defeats the porpoise
Two pirates, Morty and sol are at a bar
Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a han...
What do you call a racist shark?
Great Whitey
If you hit a shark with your car...
Do not exit the car.
That's how the sharknado ...
What's clear and smells like surfers?
Shark farts.
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
The slow swimmer.
What is a shark's guilty pleasure?
A mouth full of seamen.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decided to take a vacation to Australia. None of them made it back alive.
The redhead hopped off the plane and headed str...
Live Shark
"Can I buy a live shark here?"
"Lady, what do...
How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
What did the shark say to the fish?
Nice to eat you :)
A man goes scuba diving...
He was swimming and he found a bunch of rainbow...
What's Hitler's favorite species of shark?
The Great White.
Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar
Don't worry, its kinda fishy
Whats yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard
a guy got bit by a shark in his upper arm
some people thought it was humerus
What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog?
Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.
Q: What's a little quicker than a shark?
A: The Little Mermaid on her period.
Sharks are more likely to go and attack men than women
So if you are swimming with women. Just punch i...
Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks.
I've never even seen a shark near a vending mac...
I heard a guy at the beach screaming, "HELP! SHARK! HELP!"
I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going ...