Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year?
No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark.
Shark Jokes
A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bar...
An update to Windows 10 reminder was a little icon at first
Then it was an annoying pop-up. Now it's almost...
I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday
Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn.
A black girl got bit by a shark in her derriere
It was a disaster.
Because it dis-assed-her.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark?
He's all right now.
I'm allergic to sharks..
..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER fo...
A pirate captain was telling his first mate how he got his injuries
First he points to his peg leg. "You see," he s...
What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
An empty playground
Two surfers
Two surfers are surfing and one gets attacked b...
What happened when the shark beat the dolphin in a race?
He defeated the porpoise.
Have you ever had a close call with a shark?
No, but one did ring me up long distance once
Two Pirates
My mom just sent me this one, thought it was go...
I sucked off a shark last night...
Now I have jaw ache
Why was the Women not Afraid of the Shark?
It was a man eating shark
(sorry it's so bad)
Why did the shark go to the doctors?
Because he didn't feel very whale
I saw a pirate on the street the other day
"Oh my gosh, are you a pirate?"
"Aye, I be a p...
Trying to hang out with the cool kid in hopes of becoming cool is basically like being on SHARK TANK...
"If you invest in my company and get my popular...
A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar
They had a great time.
Fin.
What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?
A loan shark!
How do you bring up a Syrian child?
Ram your arm down a shark's throat.
^^^Joke ^^...
How deep is the ocean?
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
I was just at the beach and heard someone yell "Help! Shark!"
I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to hel...