lawyers....

Q: What happens to a lawyer when you give them viagra?

A: They grow taller.



Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A: Once you die a vampire stops sucking your blood.



Q: Why do lawyers wear ties?

A: To stop their foreskin creeping up under their necks.


Q: whats the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A: A bad lawyer can drag a case out for years, a good lawyer can make it even longer.



Q: why are lawyers like sperm?

A: 1 in every 80 million turns into a human being



And lastly..


A catholic priest and a lawyer walk past a playground where some kids are playing. The priest says "hey, lets screw those kids". The lawyer replies "out of what?"

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