A man told his lawyer the following story:
I was dating a 27 y/o woman and we had been going out for three weeks, and although we had kissed and fondled, we had not had sex.
I was getting annoyed,so I asked her why we hadn't had sex.
She got flustered and said that she had some things she had to tell me before we went any further.
First, she told me that she was a virgin, and I thought that was cool. Then, she told me that she was an alien, and I thought she was nuts, but because of the way she looked, I didn't mind being with a 27 y/o nutty virgin.
Finally, she said that at midnight she would turn 28 and she was sure that something very special would happen.
I said to her, let me make love to you, and I'll make sure something special happens at midnight.
We made love like their was no tommorrow, and precisely at midnight I came inside her and she shook with what I thought was a powerful orgasm.
Right there, before My eyes, she split in half and became two 14 y/o girls. They said, we told you something special would happen when I turned 28.
Just then, the police crashed through the door.
The lawyer thought for a minute, and said, If you wanted to plead insanity, that's all you needed say.
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