A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like but what does a girl's look like?"
The dad, shocked by his sons question, thinks hard about his answer, "son" he says, "imagine a bright pink rose on a dewy morning."
The son ponders this then asks, "well what does it look like after sex?"
The father chuckles, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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