A man gets stranded on a desert island and after a few days begins to starve. He climbs a tree desperately in search of food when he comes across a spirit at the top. The spirit agrees to grant him three wishes.
His first wish is for unlimited food & drink. The spirit grants it and he is able to find food whenever he needs it.
His second wish is to be able to hear music whenever he wants. The spirit agrees and the air is filled with the sounds of whatever song the man wants to hear.
His third wish is for Angelina Jolie to be stranded on the island with him. The spirit grants his last wish and Angelina appears.
He gets to know Angelina well over the next few weeks and months. They eat and drink well, and listen to the most beautiful music day and night, in between session after session of the most amazing sex.
After a few weeks he begins to become depressed. Angelina tries her best to get to the cause of it but they can't figure it out. One night after roasting a pig on a spit, he turns to her and asks if he can try something. She agrees, so he dips his finger into the charcoal and draws a mustache on her. She is baffled but doesn't stop him. Then he draws a beard. She is thoroughly confused at this stage. He slowly moves her hair over to the side of her head in the style of a man's comb-over and shouts "Ah Paddy, you'll never believe who I've been banging!"
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