A bunch of amazing Panda jokes...

What do you call 2 pandas having sex?
Pandamoanium

What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol

What was the weapon of choice for pandas during world war 2?
the Pandafaust

What do you call a large breakout of infected pandas?
a Pandamic

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