Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Una anciana nonagenaria entra temblando


Una anciana nonagenaria entra temblando a un s...

What does a teenage girl


What does a teenage girl from West Virginia sa...

Race Car


Your mommas like a race car, she burns four ru...

Woman cross the road


Q. why did the woman cross the road?
A. never...

A private tutor.


Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in p...

They want to.


Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They...

18 Holes


A man needs a place to stay for the night so h...

"Makeout Point"


One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked...

The light bulb and the pregnant lady


what is the difference in a light bulb and a p...

Redneck Census Form!


The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:


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Barbie Joke


How do you tell if barbie is on her period?
A...

Care to go upstairs?


A newlywed couple returned to their apartment ...

Women and police cars have in common


Q. What do women and police cars have in commo...

Necrophilia


Necrophilia - the urge to crack open a cold on...

Smoker or non smoker?


Does a guy prefer a women who smokes of not?

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Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving


Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. ...

The Lesbians


What do you call a closet full of lesbians?


...

Naughty weekend


an elderly couple visit there local chemist. T...

Confusion


Whats the defintion of confusion?


20 blind l...

Whats?


whats six inches deep in a males poket that a ...

MUSICAL CONDOMS


If they had a musical condom yours would be si...

Fruits Of Love


A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon...

The Top 15 Signs You're Having Trouble Adjusting to College


15> You just can't get your day going witho...

The Top 14 Words We Should Add to the English Language


14> anonymiss -- the act of forgetting some...

UNIX expert


How does a UNIX expert have sex?


Unzip; stri...