The Top 14 Words We Should Add to the English Language

14> anonymiss -- the act of forgetting someone's name immediately upon being introduced


13> crough -- to cough during a play or concert, causing other people around you to cough


12> jennamnesia -- to be so drunk as to forget you're the President's daughter


11> bobbityboo -- mental distress in males inspired by thoughts of surgically-removed penises


10> spaffle -- completely cooked waffle iron runoff


9> smealth -- the ability to secretly leave behind body odor in an elevator to be blamed on the next person who enters


8> algoria -- finding one's Day Planner suddenly very, very, open


7> massturbation -- group phone sex


6> dopplersation -- a discussion held by two people who are continuing to move away from each other


5> afterblow -- the compulsive need to review the contents of one's handkerchief following a good nose-blow


4> spillisecond -- the fraction of a second in which one may recover a toppled beverage before any liquid spills out


3> algebrassierism -- the compulsion to spend time in math class spelling "BOOBIES" on an upside-down calculator


2> doglet -- any breed of dog so small it can be terrorized by the average-sized house cat


1> squee-squee -- the curved line on a windshield caused by a little nick in an old wiper blade


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