18 Holes

A man needs a place to stay for the night so he goes up to a
farmer's house and knocks on the door. The man opens and the guy
says he needs a place to stay for the night and the farmer says,
you can stay w/ my cows and takes him to the stable.


Another man comes to the farmer's house and asks for a place to
sleep, so the farmer says, you can stay w/ my pigs and takes the
man to the pen.


A third man comes to the farmer's house asking for a place to
stay the night and the farmer says, you can stay w/ my 18
daughters and shows him up the stairs into the bedroom.


The next day the farmer goes to wake the three men up. He goes
to the first guy and asks how he feels. He says, "Like a cow."
The farmer goes to the second man and asks him how he feels, and
he says, "Like a pig." The farmer then goes to the third man and
asks the same question. The man replies, "Like a golf ball
that's just been through 18 holes."