Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Sticks and stones


Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips...

Oh


oh baby

Adolf


A German man rapes a woman and when he is fini...

An Engineer's love life


An architect, an artist and an engineer were d...

True Field of Expertise


Masturbation is probably my only true field of...

Hunny Bee


Where does a male bee keep his stinger at duri...

Together At Last


Maria is a devoted, religious girl. She gets m...

Eight Times A Virgin


A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who...

How to make a baby.


Directions for making a baby are:


Insert Rod...

Mr. Perkins, the anatomy instructor


Mr. Perkins, the anatomy instructor at a posh ...

Kiss anything that moves


A man was walking down the street when he bump...

Snake lights and bushes


once there was a boy who wanted to take a show...

Palm Reading


A guy was ambling through a crowded street fai...

Condem


Q: What do you call 365 used condems
A: Yeast...

A Disgrace to the Family


There was a young pretty virgin girl who lived...

Proposition


The young woman approached the executive in fr...

A little girl named Mary


A little girl named Mary is called Virgin Mary...

Two dwarfs


Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vac...

Fun with Unix


If you type these in from the csh (c shell): i...

Red Haired Baby


After their baby was born, the panicked father...

You may no longer be cool if...


You find yourself listening to talk radio.
You...

"Will I really drown if you take your finger


Q. What did the woman say to her swimming inst...

A college couple


A college couple is under a tree on campus mak...

Riding a bke


A missionary who had spent years showing a tri...

The kids and his parents


mommy,daddy what were you doing last night. we...