an elderly couple visit there local chemist. The husband goes up to the cashier.
"can i have some condoms miss"
"Where going on a naughty weekend"
Cashier replies "but you folk must be nearly 70 there is no chance of your wife getting pregnant"
"I know" says the old man "But she loves the smell of BURNING RUBBER"
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