Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Place to hang their air freshener.


Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. ...

Little boy


A little boy says "mom can I take a shower wit...

Chinese Wedding


A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a vi...

Pregnant nun


How do you make a nun pregnant?


Dress her up...

Young Pregnant Bride


An 80 year old man was having his annual check...

What am I?


This useful tool, commonly found in the range ...

The art of speaking


A husband had always been disdainful of people...

Ride'em


One day, little Mikey came home from kindergar...

Her lipstick


Q. Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A. Her l...

The thief was spending less then his wife.


Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been...

They both like a tight seal.


Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in com...

Why men are so cool


- You know stuff about tanks.- A five-day vaca...

Poor Kid


One night, a four-year old heard some strange ...

Newlywed troubles


A young couple decided to wed. As the big day ...

Brand Name Condoms


Which condom would you use?


Nike Condoms: Ju...

Honeymoon


Q. How do you know when you honeymoon is over?...

The bad Education


A guys occupation is to stick his cocupation i...

I just didn't know her first name was "Alway


Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't kno...

How many mimes?


Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a l...

WHAT


What does Marcuz say to Ayla when they wake up...

The captains log.


Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enter...

A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.


Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery t...

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.


Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a fem...

A Neverland Bedtime


Q:How do you know its bedtime in Neverland?


...

Washcloth


There was this lady who was in the shower &...