A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log
cabin resort way up the mountains of Scotland. They had
registered on Saturday, and they had not been seen for five days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting
concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man
decided to go and see if they were alright. He knocked on the
door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old
man asked if they were okay.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love," came the
reply.
The old man responded, "I thought so. Would you mind not
throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"
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