Pinniped humor
So a baby seal walks into a club...
Seal Jokes
What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?
They both like a good, tight seal.
It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.
A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either ...
A seal walks into a club...
...yeah kinda sick, I know.
Penguin on vacation
A penguin is on vacation. His car begins to ov...
A SEAL and his Sculpture
There was a Navy SEAL living undercover in the ...
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
Both looking for a tight seal.
A penguin's car stopped working one day.
The penguin brought the car to the local shop. ...
[NSFW] A penguin goes to the car mechanic...
...to figure out why his truck keeps making suc...
What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
A penguin is driving alone through the desert...
Along the highway he spots an ice-cream stand a...
A Penguin takes her car to the shop
A penguin took her car to the shop one day due ...
Why did the seal make a Tinder account?
To find a Significant Otter.
A Baptist Cowboy
A Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who just moved to W...
Short seal joke
A baby seal walks into a club
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed
While he's waiting, he goes into a cool ice cre...
Car jokes are not funny, they are tired.
And I present this classic: A penguin is drivin...
n Eskimo was out for a drive
An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his c...
My Tylenol bottle says "DO NOT TAKE IF SEAL NOT PRESENT."
Does anyone know how to contact him?
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
To find a tight seal
What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
An extra electron
Why did the hipster seal die?
He was clubbing too hard
(its a horrible joke ...