A penguin takes his car to the mechanic
Mechanic says let me have a look. Penguin goes ...
Seal Jokes
I removed electrons from a seal
Got a seal-ion
A penguin was driving through the South...
A penguin was driving through the South, the De...
Car Problems
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to...
So I took my car into the mechanic and he said I blew a seal.
I said, "well yeah, but how did you know? And w...
A baby seal
Walks into a club
Penguin trip
This penguin is up in the great white north he ...
So a baby seal walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "what can I get you?". The b...
I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.
We're famous for our airtight seal.
So a baby seal walks into a club
I'll show myself out
A seal walks into a club
And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal.
Why did the sea lion go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
Penguin Car Trouble
A vacationing penguin is driving his car throug...
How do you make a Sea Lion?
You remove an electron from a Seal!
A penguin is driving his car through Arizona...
His engine begins to shudder and overheat, so h...
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:
“The media is really tearing you apart for that...
I am the Walrus....ku-ku-ka-joo
Q: Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware Part...
My favorite animal joke:
A baby seal walks into a club.
Thank you! I'll...
A baby seal walks into a bar.
The bartender says "what'll ya have"
Seal repl...
So this penguin is on vacation
in Florida and he is driving around when sudden...
so this baby seal walks into a club...
...he got smashed.
Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
They are always looking for a tight seal.