School Jokes

School Jokes

Little Johnny Crack-up.


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

The Top 15 Signs You May Be a Bad Driver


15> You have a reserved parking space with ...

Dihydrogen monoxide


A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first...

Martha Stewart's Christmas letter to Erma Bombeck


Hi Erma,This perfectly delightful note is bein...

Mowing


How do you know a Brigham Young student's been...

Jack Schitt


Many people are at a loss for a response when ...

Neighbours


Once there was an man living between people wi...

Wise Old Man


A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a m...

Where are my shoes?


"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State pro...

Freshman


The huge college freshman figured he'd try


...

Life Science Final


The student*not necessarily a well-prepared st...

You tell me


Joe, a college student, was taking a course in...

redneck


If you walk your child to school each morning ...

Why Taxes


USA Taxes.....
Accounts Receivable Tax
Build...

Brotherly Love


A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten...

Excuses For Missing Work


I just found out that I was switched at birth....

Actual misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers


Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the ...

Advise From Kids


1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Pat...

Gladly


A child came home from Sunday School and old h...

A teacher was in class


A teacher was in class on Friday evening (last...

Definately


"Ok class" said the teacher of a 2nd grade cla...

Two kids in the tub


Mummy and Daddy are in the bath with their chi...

Candybars


There was this boy who had this babe of a teac...

So what is your name?


The manager of a large office noticed a new ma...

Less Common Latin Phrases


Less Common Latin Phrases


Quo signo nata es?...