Advise From Kids

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10


2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
don't answer him. - Michael, 14


3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14


4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9


5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13


6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13


7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10


8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your
hair. - Taylia, 11


9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room
as your school assignment. - Traci, 14


10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9


11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9


12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9


13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10


14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13


15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8