Candybars

There was this boy who had this babe of a teacher. She was
hooked on candybars. The boy really wanted to see this chick
naked.


When she was about to go home, he said to her, can I go home
with you. "No," the teacher replied. He then said, "I'll give
you a candybar." So she agreed.


When she was about to get into the shower, he asked her, "Can I
get in with you?" And again the teacher said no, and again the
boy said, "I'll give you a candybar." And she said yes.


Then when she was about to get into bed, he asked, "Can I sleep
with you?" Again the teacher refused, the boy again said, "I'll
give you a candybar." And again she said yes.


Well the boy asked if he could touch her belly button, she said,
no and he said, "I'll give you a candybar."


Suddenly the teacher said, "Hey that ain't my belly button!" The
boy replied, "That ain't my finger!"