A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and
six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy
mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of a family of seven) answered,
"Thou shalt not kill."
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