Freshman

The huge college freshman figured he'd try


out for the football team. "Can you tackle?"


asked the coach.


"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded


to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering


it to splinters.


"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"


"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He


was off like a shot, and, in just over nine


seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.


"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass


a football?"


The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a


few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can


swallow it, I can probably pass it."