School Jokes

School Jokes

You might be a college student if . . .


36. If you live in an area that is smaller tha...

Chemistry song 08


Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts ...

Chemistry song 06


The Twelve Days of ChemistryOn the first day o...

Paper or Plastic?


One day a guy went to a grocery store and the ...

Rules of the Modern World


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evi...

College Degrees


I have three college degrees:


b.s. - bull s...

Death Wishes


Three friends die in a car crash, and they fin...

Purple Passion


One day a teacher had each student tell the re...

My Dear Husband


My Dear Husband,


I am sending you this lett...

Walks to school


If your daddy walks you to school because you�...

The Top 15 Signs You're Having Trouble Adjusting to College


15> You just can't get your day going witho...

Fat Mama Stuff


Yo mama's so fat...


...she keeps elephant pu...

Golf Humor


* A "handicapped golfer" is a man who plays go...

blue berryhills


One day a boy walks into his class late.The te...

Ways to add confusion to dining halls


by Robert ChenYou should not attempt any these...

The Top 12 Signs Your History Teacher Isn't Very Qualified


12> The only "General Lee" in his lectures ...

Give him another chance


A college's student body is composed of the so...

How a man can tell if a woman has PMS


She stops reading Glamour and starts reading G...

Potential and reality


Little Jimmy is at school and the teacher says...

An Unusual Vet


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

Courage


A student at Baylor University named Jesse was...

Ugly Faces


Finding one of her students making faces at ot...

Daddy's job


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Potential and reality


Little Jimmy is at school and the teacher says...

CONDOM-MINIMUM


A father and his son go into the drug store wh...