Redneck quickies 33
You might be a redneck if...When you put your ...
You might be a redneck if...When you put your ...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...The or...
If DEC ran Christmas...We used to have Christm...
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ ST...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...You would...
Following a distinguished legal career, a man ...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas..."Baby's First ...
A blonde was at work and asked her boss if she...
What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
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YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
The only jokes...
Q: How come you never hear anything about the ...
What kind of bicycle does an [ethnic] kid get ...
15> Five minutes into the Christmas Eve fli...
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A:...
The pope and one of his aides were traveling a...
One particular Christmas season a long time ag...
The following breeds are now recognized by the...
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps ...
December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving tu...
The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...
15> Siegfried and Roy -- pork chop codpiece...
If the NSA ran Christmas...Your ornaments woul...
* HE'S GOT A WIENER! -- The FBI in Nashville i...
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ...
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?...