Religion Jokes

Religion Jokes

A Sign From Above

Spotted on a church marquee: "Love your enemies...

Happy Confession

A man with a huge grin approaches a priest.
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Flip the Switch

After ringing cell phones ruined a service, our...

Exciting Palindromes

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindro...

House Call

When our minister and his wife visited our neig...

My Service

Meeting with my new pastor, I asked if I could ...

Confession

En route to church to make his first confession...

His Favorite Song is “Blue Christmas”

Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Pr...

Maybe Even a Standing O-Ho-Ho

Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christ...

Santa on the Brain

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamen...

Santa the Sleuth

Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christma...

His Favorite is the Double (Christmas) Tree

Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?...

Santa Denier

Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t believe...

Double Parked

Q: Why did Santa get a parking ticket last Chri...

Well Wishers

For 98 percent of the students at the school wh...