Religion Jokes

Religion Jokes

Army of the Lord


A friend was in front of me coming out of chur...

Instructions for Use


These statements were found on actual products...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?A: W...

Top Ten Things to Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like


10. Hey! There's a gift!


9. Well, well, wel...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you get when you cross an archer wi...

Psychiatric Christmas Carols


Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?


M...

Absolution


While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to ...

Angel on the Christmas Tree


Not long ago and not far away Santa was gettin...

A man who smelled like


A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on...

Tattoo


A very distinguished looking lady walks into a...

Species


What do you call the pope?


Your Holiness


W...

You're a redneck ... your favorite Christmas prese


You're a redneck if.... Your favorite Christma...

Golf Match


The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a p...

You might be the redneck if.


You get hooked on phoenix for Christmas.GIT! Y...

Computer Terms For Rednecks


BACKUP: What you do when you run over a skunk ...

You stop to flirt with


You stop to flirt with the person running the ...

A Childs View Of A Retirement


After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...

Going to See Santa


A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it...

Divorded Barbie


A man was driving home from work one evening w...

Backward Santa


As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, San...

101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email)


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Cray ran Christmas...The holiday season wou...

Early shopping trip.


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry ...

Kid Readiness Test


How to know whether or not you are ready to ha...