Religion Jokes

Religion Jokes

Irish who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Ir...

Flood of Requests

If anyone needs an ark, I happen to Noah guy.

A Priest, A Minister, A Rabbi And A Bear

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...

Sign In New-Agey Woodstock, New York:

“If you lived here, you’d be om by now.”
Alan Z...

Chemistry In The Soup Kitchen

While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it ...

Father Time

The last time we changed from daylight saving t...

Q: What Do You Call an Amish Guy…

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand ...

Blessed Are The Red-Necked

“What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor.
“I nee...

Let Us Cuss

Gary was having a yard sale. 
A minister bought...

Hot-Crossed Pastors

When my husband, James Rowles, was in the semin...

Matthew Wohlfarth on Exercise

I work out religiously—Christmas and Easter.
Su...

Zen Koans for the Internet Age

• If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it st...

Never Talk About Religion at Work

Religion is generally a verboten topic for ever...

Eve's Online Dating Profile

Eve
Sex: Female
Age: About 15 minutes since I w...

G-d Hates B.S.

Before beginning the service, our pastor read a...

The End Is Nigh-er Than You Thought

A priest and a pastor are standing by the side ...

Strain in The Mass

Scene: Sunday mass. I turned to greet an older ...

The One About The Fishermen and The Angel

Three guys are fishing when an angel appears.
T...

A Grizzly Conversion

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...

How Does Moses Make Tea?

How does Moses make tea?
He brews.

Barefoot Gandhi

Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, ate very lit...

Budget Cuts

Due to the recession, to save on energy costs, ...

The Dyslexic Devil Worshiper

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshippe...

A Tibetan Phone Call

So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, a...

One Wish

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells...