Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Reason For Divorce


One of the reasons that fifty percent of marri...

Raid


You just can’t win.


I’ll bet if I died and...

Sheepdog


A salesman was trying to persuade a housewife ...

What's your father's occupation?


"What's your father's occupation?" asked the s...

Poisonous Mushrooms


A wife's was at her 5th late husband's grave. ...

But be reasonable


In the middle of night, a wife woke her husban...

Leaving


After an argument with his wife, a man stalked...

From the Grave


There was once this couple who had been marrie...

Family is Family - Money is Money


Chad nervously approached his girlfriend's fat...

Disappearing Wife


A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, bei...

FAMILY STRESS TEST


How to score: 0 if the statement is never true...

A quote on marriage


May you learn to perform miracles: earn a livi...

Wee Bit


An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had...

Buying Condoms At The Pharmacy


One day, a man went to a pharmacy. He told the...

In good hands?


All the good knights were leaving for the Crus...

Octopus


Girl: Do you know what family the octopus belo...

Two choices in life


You have two choices in life: You can stay sin...

Thanksgiving


An old man in Austin calls his son in Dodge Ci...

A conversation


Husband: I hear that fish is good for our brai...

A quote on marriage


May you be too good for the world and not good...

Woman's thought


If you love something, set it free.


If it c...

Sexual relations


An elderly couple was sitting together watchin...

Microwave, et al


"Great, just what I need," she moaned as he br...

30 years ago


A man comes to a magician and asks: "Can you t...

Attractive Housekeeper


John invited his mother over for dinner. Durin...