A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead
of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with
the boys and ended up spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was
confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly
two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him,
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three
days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough to where he
could see her out of the corner of his left eye.
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