Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Marriage Quotes


"They say that people with opposite characteri...

Insurance Policy


Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan c...

CUSTOMS INSPECTION


After an overnight flight to meet my father at...

The Ten Commandments of Love


I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze n...

Drunk and sleepy


A husband came home late in the night, drunk a...

Late Night Phone Call


A husband and his wife were sound asleep when ...

The Horse Auction


The Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a ho...

Deer Hunting with his Wife


After years of listening to her plead, a hunte...

Boyfriend/Husband


What's the difference between a boyfriend and ...

My brother wants to work badly.


Fred: My brother wants to work badly.
Harry: ...

More Pick Up Lines


1. I want you almost as much as I want world p...

Major Cause of Divorce


Q: What's the major cause of divorce?


A: Onc...

New Dad


One day, shortly after the birth of their new ...

A quote on marriage


I've been trying desperately to save my marria...

A quote on marriage


Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a li...

A quote on marriage


Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo....

Holiday


A husband and wife are driving back from their...

Is Love True?


The young couple were holding hands in the Sun...

Cattle show


A man takes his wife to the cattle stock show....

A quote on marriage


I've been asked to say a couple of words about...

Quickie?


Husband: "Want a quickie?"


Wife: "As opposed...

Afairs all round


A wife reaches her husband a silk handkerchief...

Can I borrow that mule?


Her mother, who immediately demanded an inspec...

An Unreasonable Wish Request


A man was walking along a California beach and...

Nice Wife


After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyw...