An elderly couple was sitting together watching television.
During one of the commercials, the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"
After a long thoughtful silence, the wife replied during the next commercial, "You know, I don't know. I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them last year."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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