Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Nudy who


there was a lady

A quote on marriage


Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentlema...

A quote on marriage


Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to...

Married Sailor


A newly married sailor was informed by the Nav...

Half sister


One Sunday morning George burst into the livin...

Septic Problems


My friend Dave needed to have his septic syste...

Gun for the Hubby


A woman goes into a sporting goods store to bu...

Upgrade to Wife 1.0


Dear Tech Support:


I am desperate for some h...

Who's Child?


James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for...

Unhappily Married


A man is walking down a beach during sunset wh...

Only Time


I think the only reason my husband likes to go...

Can't See Me


A married man left work early on a Friday. Ins...

The Honeymoon.


A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoo...

Black eye


A woman came to work with a black eye.
"Who d...

Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith


Mr. Jones: I hate to tell you, but your wife j...

Jealous Husband


A jealous husband hired a private detective to...

Woops


Conversation over dinner:


WOMAN: What would ...

Vasectomy


Mary and Betty were friends that worked in the...

How to Make a Marriage Last


My wife and I have the secret to making a marr...

Dangerous Food


A dietician was once addressing a large audien...

A mother's dictionary


Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a min...

Bad News...


A man has to leave the country on business and...

Elderly Gentleman Gets Hearing Back


An elderly gentleman had serious hearing probl...

Elevators


A boy and his father visiting from a third wor...

A GIFT FOR HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW


Two guys were talking at work.
"I've got a pr...