"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day
of the new term. "He's a conjurer, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting.
What's his favorite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Golly! Now next question.
Any brothers and sisters?" "One half brother and two half sisters."
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