After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her where she was going.
"I'm moving to Las Vegas. I can make $400-500 there doing what I give you for free."
The man thought about this for a moment, then pulled out his own suitcase and began packing. His wife asked where HE was going.
"I'm going to Las Vegas, too. I want to see how you manage to live on $800 a year!"
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