Thanksgiving

An old man in Austin calls his son in Dodge City (Kansas). The
conversation goes as follows.


Dad: Son, I hate to bring you the bad news ... but your mother
and I, we are getting a divorce ...


Son: WHAT?? You can't! What about -


Dad: I'm sorry son! 45 years of misery is ENOUGH!! Now, I am
sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her! (CLICK)


The son, nearly in tears calls his sister in New Orleans. The
conversation goes as follows.


Brother: Sis, Your not gonna believe this! MOM AND DAD ARE
GETTING A ... A ... DIVORCE!!


Sister: WHAT?!? OH NO THEY AREN'T! You stay put. I'll call you
right back!! (CLICK)


The sister, calls the parents in Austin and the conversation
goes as follows.


Daughter: YOU TWO ARE NOT GETTNG A DIVORCE!!


Dad: Honey, listen -


Daughter: NO YOU LISTEN! YOU ARE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE! YOU KNOW
WHAT? YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING! I'M CALLING BROTHER BACK, WE'LL BE
THERE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! DON'T DO ANYTHING! (CLICK)


The father hangs up calmly and bounces his news paper to allign
it to his liking. He looked at his wife and said "Well, they are
coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares, what
shall we tell them on Christmas?"