Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard...
Puns-word-play Jokes
Vegi demand
What do you call a demand from a vegitable?
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Miscellaneous
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have...
Prison Carpentry
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to priso...
A grandson's coffee
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old ...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartend...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three w...
In and Out
There were once two skunks, In and Out. When O...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered ...
Glass Eye
A man who lived in a block of flats thought it...
Life of cows and bulls
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a fi...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adopti...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and s...
PUNS
Q:wat do you call a pun thats been every where...
"Doing it" by profession
Accountants do it with Double EntryAcupuncturi...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow....
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
D.N.A.
Q. What does D.N.A. stand for? A. Nat...
Little Broom
One day, two brooms were getting married. The ...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jell...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an underta...
Teepee/Wigwam
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep hav...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. ...
Eskimos and weevils
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...