Puns-word-play Jokes

Puns-word-play Jokes

Short legged...


What do you call a girl with one leg shorter t...

Duck , grapes and a bar?


a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender...

Phunny Puns


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...

Boll Weevil


Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. O...

Moles


Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole...

REALLY DUMB Joke


There was a man who entered a local paper's pu...

Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?


Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?


A: ...

Tv dinner


me and my tv went out to dinner yesterday i ha...

Ladder to Success


One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder th...

Cattle Ranching Pun


A cattle rancher was dying, and had to divide ...

Woman having twins


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adopt...

Made in China?


A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons...

The dog and neutron


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the ...

Piano vs Mine Shaft


Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down ...

Three Leroys


There were three ladies that always hung out t...

Hippies and rainbows


there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainb...

Difference between...


What is the difference between humor and odor?...

Chess Enthusiasts


A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into ...

Buns and Puns!


One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids...

His miracle drinks!


A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. T...

Pillsburry Doughboy


Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died ...

Three-legged Dog


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the ...

Puns Contest


There was a man who entered a local paper's pu...

Spell Checquer


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my ...

The Biker's decision.


You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a fa...