Puns-word-play Jokes

Puns-word-play Jokes

Wood Eye


A man and his three friends are driving around...

Naughty Kids...


Q...What do you call children who are raised i...

To Fry a Peter


Q: What do you use to fry a peter?


A: Peter ...

Christmas Humor


Knock, knock?
Whos there?
Megan and chicken
...

Outhouse On Quicksand?


Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quick...

Mole Smells


There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a bab...

Guru and Novacaine


Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went...

Deduck Defence Dehead Defeat


Can you put these words in a senence?
Deduck ...

The Wolf Man...HOWL!


The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long da...

Cereal Killer


Did you hear about the man who drowned in his ...

Those two evil friars


Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, the...

Vegetarian


She was an octo-lavo vegetarian. She had to wa...

This is bad...real bad!


A man who lived in a block of apartments thoug...

The stained clothes


The other day I was eating in an Italian resta...

Pigeon flying in sky


But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll g...

You so pooor


You so poor when I saw your mama walking down ...

Teachers Pest


Teacher:Tell me, when was the great depression...

Polar bear


Q. How do you catch a polar bear?


A. You nee...

The vultures are flying


As migration approached, two elderly vultures ...

Firearms


There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas ...

Brain to nerves


How does the brain communicate with the nerves...

Fine for Parking


This Isrishman went to Bangor, North Wales, fo...

Kraft in Israel


Did you hear that Kraft is building a new plan...

Monkey Joke


why can't a bicycle stand by its self?


Cause...

New Drug


Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?...