We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.
We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it. In his assessment, he noted that the blight was bad, but he was even more concerned with the deep cracks in the bark.
"In fact," he said, "This tree's bark is worse than its blight!"
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