In and Out


There were once two skunks, In and Out. When Out was in, In was
out, and when Out was out, In was in. One day, mother skunk
noticed that In had been gone for quite a while and said to Out,
"Out, go find In." So Out went to go find In and returned a
short time later. The mother skunk was surprised. "Out," she
said, "How did you find In so fast?" Out grinned and replied,
"Instinct."

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