Glass Eye


A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and
put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass
eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from
in time to see a girl looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On
arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a
drink.


As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she
said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like
to join me?" He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a
lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the girl
said, "I have had a marvelous evening, would you like to stay
the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this
with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only those who
catch my eye!"

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