Puns-word-play Jokes

Puns-word-play Jokes

Gun-toting Panda (Classic)


A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders...

Two Spuds!


Two potatoes are standing on the street corner...

No Parking


This particular Wizard worked in a modern fact...

Party in the kingdom


In a kingdom far far away, and a long long tim...

Stocks and Hemlines


It is believed that the stock markets go up an...

Butte Bear


A bear walks into a bar in Butte, Montana and ...

The new car.


There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Ni...

Juan and Amal Classic


A California couple discovered the wife was pr...

The beloved old man.


There once was an old man who was loved by eve...

Three donkeys


Sam:One day, there was a donkey called pardon....

Cannibals and Missionaries


Two cannibals meet one day...


The first cann...

Be Bolder


A young husband with an inferiority complex in...

The Aughts


One day, Jerry Aught, who liked to get drunk, ...

Dial Soap


Why do women always use DIAL soap?


Because D...

The String in the bar.


Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ord...