Puns-word-play Jokes

Puns-word-play Jokes

Tuns of Puns! Part III


What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
Fren...

Man?


A boy is a man
A man is a king
A king is a r...

Undecided


The confused young man couldn't decide whether...

The Shrink's Revenge!


A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and ex...

Reverend John Fuzz


The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small c...

Drivig and snakes


I was driving down a lonely country road one c...

Jewish anthropologist


A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was ...

Lone Ranger and Tonto...


The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar on...

Bell Ringers (Pun warning)


After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cat...

She was only...


She was only the........admiral's daughter, bu...

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3 beers


There is a man in a bar who has three bottles ...

The World's Worst Joke!


...'Well, it wasn't that tragic. Soon after th...

Sheep Joke


What did the male sheep say to the female one?...

Owning a new pet fish


Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing...

Black Eye


Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that ...

A tribe within Africa


There was a tribe in Africa which was very fie...

Murphy's Friends Laws


Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Eve...

What's up Doc?


Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operatio...

Something Fishy Here!


LIFE UNDER THE SEA


What is life like under t...

Debased, Deflowered, and Degraded


If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrock...

Ant Eater


What's another name for a ant eater?


An uncl...

The stupidest joke in the world.


what do u call a bucket thats color is red?


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L-A-O


On a piece of paper, write:


L
A
O...

Friends and Enemies


Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were c...