The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartend...
Puns-word-play Jokes
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air...
See Clearlie Now
This guy was married to a woman named Lorraine...
I'm A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbar...
Fishermen on the lake
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of...
The family of potatoes
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinne...
Pull Lever - End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when th...
Compliments at a Bar
A man in a bar is enjoying his drink when he h...
woman in a bath
whats the difference between a woman in a chur...
Crook
Crook
You know you are a loser
You know you are a loser when during masturbat...
Royal Seat of the Island
Many years ago, a tiny island nation in the So...
Amazing Anagrams
Words or phrases that are rerranged to form ne...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a de...
Man with No Arms and No Legs
What do you call a man with no arms and no leg...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl...
Try joining the Mafia
This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard...
Is she ATC ?
Is she ATC?
No, she is 85 B!
Milly and Molly
One day two little girls decided to go to the ...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Income Tax: C...
Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new bran...
The Twins
A poor couple gave birth to a set of twins. Th...
Pleasing Sister Mary
There was this nun named Sister Mary who, thou...
Red Square Christmas
An elderly couple visiting Russia are taken on...
Two Cannibles And A Clown
Two cannibles are eating a clown. One turns to...