Beeping from the walls.
There was this Pear that lived in an apartment ...
Plant Jokes
The Pillsbury Doughboy has died
Please join me in remembering a great icon of t...
Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population
It's called Froot-OS.
My pal Mike was going out of town and asked if I could take care of his three dogs, Butternut, Maple, and Willow. Right then and there, I knew it was gonna be...
[...a tree dog night!](http://instantrimshot.com)
Ph.D students should not eat apples...
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?
Because they all involve iPatches.
The Conductor.
There once was an aspiring young music stundent...
A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table
... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. T...
What is loud and sounds like "apple"?
(scream) APPLE!!!
Jack wants to go Golfing
Four guys have been going to the same Golfing t...
Three baby cows are lying in a barn with their mom.
The first asks the mother. "Why did you name me...
A girl asks her father how she got her name
The man replies, "well, Daisy, when you were bo...
Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was st...
Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants c...
Mexican Jews
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in...
If Apple made cars...
...would they have Windows installed?
Jokes About Canada
I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada...
Everybody loves metaphors and similies, right? Here you go
1. Cold as ice
2. Fresh as a daisy
3. The hai...
A man walks into a bar...
...And asks for a Coke'n'Rum. The bartender loo...
How Kids Got Their Names
3 Kids are taking about how they got their name...
Christmas Angel
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the traine...
Apple vs Windows
If apple made a car would it have windows?
A daughters asks her mother why her name is Rose
A daughter asks her mom, "Why is my name Rose?"...